The Image of the Beast (John Revelation) deciphered

According to the Revelation of John, the image of the beast is worshiped by men.
The beast is the Antichrist.
The beast is Barack Obama.
The image of the animal is a computer-generated illusion.
With the help of 5G mobile radio technology and the RFID chip, people are connected to the Internet of Things.
Their aluminium-enriched brain will be a receiver.
In this way, with the help of artificial intelligence, an artificially generated image of Obama will be able to send personalized messages to every single person.
People will believe that they are receiving a divine, personal message.
They will worship the image of the animal.
They will undoubtedly believe that Obama is God.

Translated with

John Revelation 13
  And he had power to give life unto the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak, and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast should be killed.